I’ll admit it, your filthy mouth is better than mine
your style is better than mine
your body is better than mine
your banter is better than mine
your art is better than mine
and you lack the level of compassion that I have
and I’m sure you probably smell softer than me. 

yes, i’d like to know the five simple actions that will turn me into a mental wizard in a single weekend.

I want to fuck you, so bad
and I hope with that you’ll fall in love with me. 

click “new”

give me your address so i can send you an application of membership 
and write how much i love you today and tomorrow but not wednesday.

no girdle ever cured a pregnancy   stop
please do not use me as a reference   stop